monsieurenjlolras:

you’ve heard of “quiet quitting,” now I’d like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

• Do exactly what you’re paid for and nothing more
• Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you’re off the clock
• Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it’s just a job.
• Have a little glass of wine
• Take as long as you feel like for lunch
• Deeply understand that work doesn’t matter
• Make sure your boss knows they’re always your second priority ❤️

allthingseurope:

Trondheim, Norway (by Aleksandr)

lastoneout:

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

lastoneout:

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

lacetulle:

Paolo Sebastian | The Passage of Spring 2020

(Source: paolosebastian.com)

maybeallieart:

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

phantom-locked:

ontopofgravity:

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

larkandkatydid:

larkandkatydid:

larkandkatydid:

I have known multiple women who had beautiful German Shepherds who loved them, tolerated their children and bit their shitty husbands all the fucking time at the drop of a hat. The one I remember most strongly was a friend of my parents when I was about nine and utterly enthralled with her beautiful shepherd named Watson who patiently endured my obsession. Specifically, I remember the husband cautioning my mom about it and my mom responding, “oh Jesus, Steve, we all know Watson only bites you.”

I’m not a responsible enough dog trainer to have a German Shepherd but I admire this trait so much.

Watson looked to my child self like one of the wolves from Twilight (huge, fluffy, majestic) and did not like annoying children and I loved him so much and could not leave him alone and he never bit me. Steve, a serial philanderer, once allowed his shadow to cross over Watson’s face and needed seven stitches.

German shepherds are dogs who make moral choices.

gnossienne:

Mahmoud Darwish, Journal of an Ordinary Grief (يـومـيـات الـحـزن الـعـادي), 1973

the-haiku-bot:

itsawritblr:

“It’s the Great Paywall, Charlie Brown!”

Once again the greedy assholes have stuck “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!” on Apple+.

This cartoon has been a Halloween tradition of mine since it first aired in 1966 on network TV.  For decades kids enjoyed this for free.

So it infuriates me that now the only people who can see it have to pay for streaming or the DVD.  I can’t even afford streaming.

So here it is, the whole thing.  Feel free to reblog, download and/or share.

So here it is, the

whole thing. Feel free to reblog,

download and/or share.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

catchymemes:

songsofwaterandnight:

huffylemon:

damn ok lake superior

Ok yeah that lake is superior

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

hollowboobtheory:

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn’t be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don’t understand why they did it I’m not gonna feel any better